not my space anymore
I guess myspace locked up my account this week. I am guilty of trying to send all 7,000 firends a comment at the same time. here's the note I wrote to the myspace contact form:
Hello,
I do my best to keep my myspace activity within your guidelines. And I believe everything I send out is courteous and reasonable. Finally, I NEVER abuse the send message option. I hate getting silly stuff in my inbox, and I pay other people the same respect
Recently, I sent everyone a comment thanking them for helping me reach a goal. I know there is a limit to adding friends per day, and like I said before, I don't abuse the SEND MESSAGE option. But I was unaware that I couldn't' send as many comments as I want to.
Since my comment to all my friends, it seems that sending people a message has been completely disabled. And when adding a friend it shows that my profile has been deleted, and they are unable to accept.
Can you please let me know if this is permanent? Of if it is a temporary warning for excessive use, how long I will be unable to add someone new, or send a message.??
In closing, unlike many, many bands and profiles soliciting something, I use my profile responsibly. I do NOT add people randomly. I target a particular demographic of folks that I believe have similar interests as I. I appreciate all the work you guys do behind the scenes, and I completely understand that it must be a nightmare weeding out all the people with evil intentions.
Thanks for reading. I trust you will do what you have to do.
-augiealexander.com
a man who enjoys a place for friends
Thursday, March 08, 2007
Sunday, March 04, 2007
Digital Typewriters
I love taking pictures. Before digital cameras, I found it frustrating taking pictures. I wasn’t interested in F-stop, aperture and all that crap. I wanted it to be more simple, I see a great photo in my head, and I want to capture it and be done without attention tio the technical aspects. Once the digital camera came out, it was a bit easier. No developing cost and I could take as many pictures as I wanted to get the lighting right. (Still having no knowledge of the other settings). BUT I DON’T Like the instant gratification part. I mean, I want to capture the image like I see it in my head, BEFORE I share it with the subject.. Film would surprise you. Especially when you let it sit around for a few months before processing.
The same type of thing held true for the music album. Often you would buy simply based on the cover art. There was risk involved. At best, you heard a song on the radio, and you bought the record and were surprised with other material. If the artist was a TRUE artist like Pink Floyd, or The Beatles, then great care was taken on each track from beginning to end. No senseless album filler like you see with commercials stuff.
Now take these thoughts and apply it to word processing. Or bogging for that matter. I think you’ve got to be older than me to actually “remember” typewriters. So, I’m not speaking from experience, only speculation. Let’s go back even before the auto backspace erase key was invented. I suppose a writer really had to know what he was going to say. Editing must have been a real pain in the ass. I great deal of thought may have happened before the author even began to type. Now, you can just pluck away without even spending a piece of paper.
I don’t really consider myself much of a writer. In fact, I didn’t much care for grammar and English literature. But I love poetry. I like it because you can break all the rules. I excelled in math, and fell way behind in English, History, and all that other stuff that wasn’t interesting to a kid just trying to fly under the radar without getting harassed by the kids with even lower self-esteem.
So, I’ll correct my spelling, or. Uh, I mean, I’ll let my computer correct my spelling, but I prefer a more stream of consciences type of blog. If you don’t get it, or it’s not up to par, then don’t read it. I don’t care what you think of me anymore. At least I’m doing it. Consider this. The hip hop revolution is butchering the English language.
A final thought as I’ve distracted myself with the hip-hop comment. If society doesn’t turn itself around and start educating these kids and giving them the same opportunities that the rich kids have, it’s possible the Snoop Dogg will be the Shakespeare of the 2nd millennium.
The same type of thing held true for the music album. Often you would buy simply based on the cover art. There was risk involved. At best, you heard a song on the radio, and you bought the record and were surprised with other material. If the artist was a TRUE artist like Pink Floyd, or The Beatles, then great care was taken on each track from beginning to end. No senseless album filler like you see with commercials stuff.
Now take these thoughts and apply it to word processing. Or bogging for that matter. I think you’ve got to be older than me to actually “remember” typewriters. So, I’m not speaking from experience, only speculation. Let’s go back even before the auto backspace erase key was invented. I suppose a writer really had to know what he was going to say. Editing must have been a real pain in the ass. I great deal of thought may have happened before the author even began to type. Now, you can just pluck away without even spending a piece of paper.
I don’t really consider myself much of a writer. In fact, I didn’t much care for grammar and English literature. But I love poetry. I like it because you can break all the rules. I excelled in math, and fell way behind in English, History, and all that other stuff that wasn’t interesting to a kid just trying to fly under the radar without getting harassed by the kids with even lower self-esteem.
So, I’ll correct my spelling, or. Uh, I mean, I’ll let my computer correct my spelling, but I prefer a more stream of consciences type of blog. If you don’t get it, or it’s not up to par, then don’t read it. I don’t care what you think of me anymore. At least I’m doing it. Consider this. The hip hop revolution is butchering the English language.
A final thought as I’ve distracted myself with the hip-hop comment. If society doesn’t turn itself around and start educating these kids and giving them the same opportunities that the rich kids have, it’s possible the Snoop Dogg will be the Shakespeare of the 2nd millennium.
Saturday, March 03, 2007
musical puppets
As I was surfing myspace today, looking for people to add that may like my music, I am thinking back to when I first started and my first band. I was thinking of friends and acquaintances that also played music who always talked about being rich and famous. I remember one guy who loved U2 can wanted to start a band. He said, “I’m going to give it 5 years, and if I don’t make it, then I’ll quit.”
My final goal was never to be famous or rich. If it happened, that would be great I think I’ve always been practical. Maybe a bit too critical. I had a short discussion with myself about “WHY” I am playing music and what it I never “make it” I do admit, after going to countless Oingo Boingo shows and singing along verbatim with Danny and the other 5 thousand people in Universal Amphitheatre, the ultimate rush would be to write a song, perform that song for five thousand people who love that song enough that they can’t help but to sing along. But Most Important, these are not silly Justin Timberlake lyrics that appeal to millions of people who seek nothing more than ordinary day to day recycled stories of love. These words that I chant with Danny and fans are well thought out political and metaphorical clever fun and mystical poems. Nothing you’d hear on television. Make no mistake; I do not claim to be nearly as clever as Danny. In fact, the best I can do is steal his words, mix them up, and sprinkle them into my own creations without even knowing it. But isn’t that what everyone does?
So back to my original thought. I am questioning how I ma spending my time today. What is the point of adding myspace friends, when fame is out of reach, and any monetary income will likely be un-substantial. This is why… I love putting together songs. I love the feeling I get when I finish a song that I am proud of. I remember listening to Come Together for the first time and wanting to write bass and drums like that. I remember listening to Animals for the first time and mediating to it before a stressful bartending shift. I remember listening to Nothing To Fear for the 50th time and still not getting it, but knowing that I had to play it again and again until I did. I remember getting completely lost in Songs From The Big Chair that album would start and stop in an instant. I remember standing a dance club, with absolutely no intentions to dancing, because dance music doesn’t really do it form me, until NIN came on, and my heart and soul sparked my limbs, my legs and feet moved me to the dance floor. My body did things in public that I would never do again. I remember learning and performing a Jungle Boogie/Rollercoaster/Get Down Tonight disco medley with Rhonda, Dan, Michael, and Sly, and feeling so euphoric and getting a sense of nirvana.
Well my friends. This is why I must promote. I’ll make the songs whether people want to hear them or not. But if I can move at least one other person in the way that other artists have moved me, then I will be giving back to the universe, what I have gotten out of it.
My final goal was never to be famous or rich. If it happened, that would be great I think I’ve always been practical. Maybe a bit too critical. I had a short discussion with myself about “WHY” I am playing music and what it I never “make it” I do admit, after going to countless Oingo Boingo shows and singing along verbatim with Danny and the other 5 thousand people in Universal Amphitheatre, the ultimate rush would be to write a song, perform that song for five thousand people who love that song enough that they can’t help but to sing along. But Most Important, these are not silly Justin Timberlake lyrics that appeal to millions of people who seek nothing more than ordinary day to day recycled stories of love. These words that I chant with Danny and fans are well thought out political and metaphorical clever fun and mystical poems. Nothing you’d hear on television. Make no mistake; I do not claim to be nearly as clever as Danny. In fact, the best I can do is steal his words, mix them up, and sprinkle them into my own creations without even knowing it. But isn’t that what everyone does?
So back to my original thought. I am questioning how I ma spending my time today. What is the point of adding myspace friends, when fame is out of reach, and any monetary income will likely be un-substantial. This is why… I love putting together songs. I love the feeling I get when I finish a song that I am proud of. I remember listening to Come Together for the first time and wanting to write bass and drums like that. I remember listening to Animals for the first time and mediating to it before a stressful bartending shift. I remember listening to Nothing To Fear for the 50th time and still not getting it, but knowing that I had to play it again and again until I did. I remember getting completely lost in Songs From The Big Chair that album would start and stop in an instant. I remember standing a dance club, with absolutely no intentions to dancing, because dance music doesn’t really do it form me, until NIN came on, and my heart and soul sparked my limbs, my legs and feet moved me to the dance floor. My body did things in public that I would never do again. I remember learning and performing a Jungle Boogie/Rollercoaster/Get Down Tonight disco medley with Rhonda, Dan, Michael, and Sly, and feeling so euphoric and getting a sense of nirvana.
Well my friends. This is why I must promote. I’ll make the songs whether people want to hear them or not. But if I can move at least one other person in the way that other artists have moved me, then I will be giving back to the universe, what I have gotten out of it.
Friday, March 02, 2007
(not) The Next American Idol
It’s god damn depressing how my chops have suffered. When I first moved to NYC, fresh off the 2001 tour, I was probably at my strongest vocally and acoustically. I went to lay down an acoustic track the other day and I was surprised at how my timing was off. (but I sure am able to type this sentence with comfort and ease)
I’ll tell you one thing, it sure is comforting to know that I am NOT the next American Idol. I was watching that show a few weeks ago, admiring the strength and pleasant timbre of some of their voices. I also noted at how easily a sour note can stand out when you’re that good. I had to reassure and remind myself that I am not competing with vocalists at that level. I’m more of a talking heads robert smith type. I’m a producer and a visionary. It was Jay Ray at Quad Studios that finally convinced me to stop worrying about whether or not I’m singing in tune, and that delivering with confidence and honesty would win more respect. Now that I’m thinking about it, you know, Brittany and Justin aren’t great singers either, but damn they can dance.
I’m really not getting the same enjoyment out of singing and playing guitar that I used to. Layering instruments in pro-tools is still great fun and gives a sense of accomplishment, but when I pick up the bass or guitar and can’t get rhythm I used to, it’s painful.
I’m kicking off a project in April. I have imported some great drums tracks and arranged them to my ear. I plan to track down as many musicians as I can that I’ve met and worked with over the years. It’s all on my laptop, so I will go to them with a mic and a line in. I’ll get them all to lay something down without advance screening. I’m looking for a snapshot of their instincts, and then al follow up with direction. I’ll start with Roby Duron on guitar and Daniel (Lawlor) Joseph on Bass. Hopefully, against my drum tracks, a song will begin to form. It would be great if I don’t play a lick on it, but I don’t know if I’ll be able to resist. Next, I’d love to track some vocals from Rhonda Robison, Katie Strand, Carlos Olmeda, Justin Self, Siri Dyal, and my wife, Jennifer Hyjack. I plan to get Dan and Roby to contribute vocally as well. I’m really excited to get Michael Ellis, Mark Loperfido, Brian Geltner, Derek Walkington, Kid Sic and Johnny Ciccolella to lay down some love, but I suspect they will be hard to pin down. I get chills just thinking about it. It would be a gigantic stylistic universe. The Vocals will be the most difficult AND the most fun. In some cases, I probably wont let anyone hear what others have done. We’ll compose words on the spot and capture that moment. I may use verses from one singer and a chorus from another. It will be a musical mosaic collage of people destined to collide.
I’ll tell you one thing, it sure is comforting to know that I am NOT the next American Idol. I was watching that show a few weeks ago, admiring the strength and pleasant timbre of some of their voices. I also noted at how easily a sour note can stand out when you’re that good. I had to reassure and remind myself that I am not competing with vocalists at that level. I’m more of a talking heads robert smith type. I’m a producer and a visionary. It was Jay Ray at Quad Studios that finally convinced me to stop worrying about whether or not I’m singing in tune, and that delivering with confidence and honesty would win more respect. Now that I’m thinking about it, you know, Brittany and Justin aren’t great singers either, but damn they can dance.
I’m really not getting the same enjoyment out of singing and playing guitar that I used to. Layering instruments in pro-tools is still great fun and gives a sense of accomplishment, but when I pick up the bass or guitar and can’t get rhythm I used to, it’s painful.
I’m kicking off a project in April. I have imported some great drums tracks and arranged them to my ear. I plan to track down as many musicians as I can that I’ve met and worked with over the years. It’s all on my laptop, so I will go to them with a mic and a line in. I’ll get them all to lay something down without advance screening. I’m looking for a snapshot of their instincts, and then al follow up with direction. I’ll start with Roby Duron on guitar and Daniel (Lawlor) Joseph on Bass. Hopefully, against my drum tracks, a song will begin to form. It would be great if I don’t play a lick on it, but I don’t know if I’ll be able to resist. Next, I’d love to track some vocals from Rhonda Robison, Katie Strand, Carlos Olmeda, Justin Self, Siri Dyal, and my wife, Jennifer Hyjack. I plan to get Dan and Roby to contribute vocally as well. I’m really excited to get Michael Ellis, Mark Loperfido, Brian Geltner, Derek Walkington, Kid Sic and Johnny Ciccolella to lay down some love, but I suspect they will be hard to pin down. I get chills just thinking about it. It would be a gigantic stylistic universe. The Vocals will be the most difficult AND the most fun. In some cases, I probably wont let anyone hear what others have done. We’ll compose words on the spot and capture that moment. I may use verses from one singer and a chorus from another. It will be a musical mosaic collage of people destined to collide.
Tuesday, February 27, 2007
Inspiration Substance Abuse
When I was a kid, I used to drink coca-cola, listen to music, and build things with Lego’s for hours and hours. When I got my first computer, I used to drink Coca-Cola and write little programs in basic for hours and hours. And then I started layering instruments, sounds and vocals while drinking Coca-Cola. (Never Pepsi) later, I replaced the coke with coffee in the morning, and booze in the late afternoon and evening. As my tolerance has built up over the years, I’ve found myself getting more and more doped up of caffeine and alcohol For whatever reason, just like when I was a kid, the head change really aids in inspiration and the creative flow. . Last year, I had a few blocks of time, anywhere between 2 to 6 weeks. Towards the end of 06 I realized that I was easily polishing off a half liter of vodka or tequila in an afternoon. I would sober up before I went to bed, so I never woke up with a hangover. The music flowed and flowed.
I made a decision to stop drinking for at least the entire year of 2007. I saw in the new year having had 4 pints of water. I now have a block of time, it could be 4 weeks worth. I fired up the recording rig, I tuned up the acoustic guitars, and bass. I loaded up some loops and there is no alcohol in the house.
I got nothing.
No inspiration whatsoever.
It’s frustrating, but I guess I’ll just have to go with it. No booze for 2007. I’ll have to find inspiration another way.
I made a decision to stop drinking for at least the entire year of 2007. I saw in the new year having had 4 pints of water. I now have a block of time, it could be 4 weeks worth. I fired up the recording rig, I tuned up the acoustic guitars, and bass. I loaded up some loops and there is no alcohol in the house.
I got nothing.
No inspiration whatsoever.
It’s frustrating, but I guess I’ll just have to go with it. No booze for 2007. I’ll have to find inspiration another way.
Thursday, August 10, 2006
Day Ten - (cops)
I hit the platform at 7:13p. I made it a point to note the time. I had a stressful day and I was about to shake it. I programmed myself to start out slow build in slowely. I strummed easily with light crescendos and very soft and low volume warm up vocals. Before I knew it, 2 NYPD strolled apathetically from the opposite end of the platform. I felt timid . I watched the male cop lift his untied shoestring to the wooden bench failing 2 or 3 times like a 3 year old. I laughed inside. They cornered me. The vertically challenged male spoke softly and politely. He told me it was illegal to play music on the platform asked me to leave. I began packing up and challenged the official. He defended his request blaming it on his boss. I asked for his business card with his badge number. He politely replied “I don’t have one, but I’ll write…..” I tuned him out. What an ass hole to hassle me. I knew I was abiding the law, with the exception of my special Tropicana surprise.
I caught the next train back to Manhattan. I couldn’t decide if I would challenge them further by coming back in 20 minutes. As the train pulled out, I notice the NYPD pair walking the opposite direction. I barely made eye contact whit them. They were definitely checking up to see if I left.
I tried the 14th St Station. I was so angry; I couldn’t recover from the dissapointment. I ran into another musician. Gonzalo. gonzalosilva.com was written on his little flyers. I waited for a break in his set and pleaded my case. He told me about both of his jail experiences, the latter being shorter because he was “already in the system.” He then told me that the law allows me to play so long as it is not amplified. However, if a particular officer wants to challenge me, he/she will likely win. They can give me a summons, which will likely be thrown out, but could result in numerous time consuming visits to the court house.
Whatever.
I made $0.00 dollars.
I caught the next train back to Manhattan. I couldn’t decide if I would challenge them further by coming back in 20 minutes. As the train pulled out, I notice the NYPD pair walking the opposite direction. I barely made eye contact whit them. They were definitely checking up to see if I left.
I tried the 14th St Station. I was so angry; I couldn’t recover from the dissapointment. I ran into another musician. Gonzalo. gonzalosilva.com was written on his little flyers. I waited for a break in his set and pleaded my case. He told me about both of his jail experiences, the latter being shorter because he was “already in the system.” He then told me that the law allows me to play so long as it is not amplified. However, if a particular officer wants to challenge me, he/she will likely win. They can give me a summons, which will likely be thrown out, but could result in numerous time consuming visits to the court house.
Whatever.
I made $0.00 dollars.
Tuesday, August 08, 2006
Day 8 marks one week
Last night marked one week at the L-Train platform. It felt uneventful. I sorta thought it was a wasted effort. Saturday went so well; I was nervous and anxious prior to my arrival. Waking up this morning I realized that reading the energy of the people around me needs to be part of the nightly exercise. I need to be able to choose the right song and mood like a perfectly tailored suit for an audience. I pulled it off on Saturday. That night, there were times when my soul was hovering over my body acting like an orchestra conductor. I have plenty of songs ranging in moods. Now I need to learn how they work with different crowds.
I played a little over an hour. 7:30 ish to 8:30 ish. I just counted $3.65 over my $11 float. I’m reasonably certain that three dollars came from one mother who gave her son money to put in my case. I leave the hard case open right next to the surveillance booth and I face away from it. Early in the evening, I this kid caught the corner of my eye and after he ran off I noticed more then a couple of bucks more than I started with. I was about to break from singing but suddenly felt an obligation. The kid may have thought I was a human jukebox. I played Welcome To My Song. The end of the song brought the train and the mother and son were on their way.
I played a little over an hour. 7:30 ish to 8:30 ish. I just counted $3.65 over my $11 float. I’m reasonably certain that three dollars came from one mother who gave her son money to put in my case. I leave the hard case open right next to the surveillance booth and I face away from it. Early in the evening, I this kid caught the corner of my eye and after he ran off I noticed more then a couple of bucks more than I started with. I was about to break from singing but suddenly felt an obligation. The kid may have thought I was a human jukebox. I played Welcome To My Song. The end of the song brought the train and the mother and son were on their way.
DAY 6 (a pay off)
Last night I stepped onto the L-Train Platform after10pm. Compared to all my visits over the past week, it felt like a completely different stop all together. It was Saturday Night on another planet. I believe I was in the middle of the pre-party crowd. A guard occupied the shack. His back is to my performance spot. I strapped on my guitar and began to strum. My improvisation began to evolve into Building A Mountain. I felt the positive energy from the small crowd. I came natural to recycle it. My right hand took control. I felt like I was watching someone else play my guitar. It felt good. It was apparent that a steady week of 2 hour consecutive performances was paying off. I used to space of the station to assist in the dramatic dynamics of my song. When I looked up after a short zone out, everyone in the station seemed like one.
Somehow, I was on a roll. It was as if I was taking requests. Penelope Claire pulled in a dollar. There was a couple guys that grinned and knoded. It’s so nice to be appreciated. There was a girl too. She seemed impressed and inspired. She was reluctant to approach, but finally made her way to my guitar case and reached in for my promotional card.
I made $5.95.
Somehow, I was on a roll. It was as if I was taking requests. Penelope Claire pulled in a dollar. There was a couple guys that grinned and knoded. It’s so nice to be appreciated. There was a girl too. She seemed impressed and inspired. She was reluctant to approach, but finally made her way to my guitar case and reached in for my promotional card.
I made $5.95.
Saturday, August 05, 2006
DAY 5 (The Confrontation)
I couldn’t wait to get back to the station after my night off. I had to work during the day, but somehow arrived to the station about 30 minutes sooner that normal. As I stepped off the train, I practically tripped over a bag of loose change and crumpled dollar bills. There stood a sixfootsix black man playing a hand drum and singing the Phil Collins tune In The Air Tonight. It sounded great, but I knew that this would be my first official subway musician confrontation. I smoothly proceeded to my usual spot. My potential rival had stationed himself in the middle, whereas the guard shack was near the high traffic exit. I couldn’t remember what key In The Air Tonight was in, but as I strummed my first open chord, E seemed to work. The drum demanded all the sonic space available, and it was immediately obvious that I was going to have to try to blend in with the drum. At first it seemed to be working, but the hand drummer had different tempo ideas. It didn’t take but a few minutes when he stopped and shouted in my direction “HEY GUITAR MAN,” That part being clear, but I couldn’t understand what else he was mumbling. I replied and made it clear that I was open for negotiation. He finally strolled over with his drum strapped on and clearly scolded me. “Don’t you know it’s an unspoken rule that once someone starts playing a station, they own that station until they are done.” He was easily twice my size and had a pleasant but commanding attitude. So I thought it was odd but professional when he mentioned something about wanting to resolve the issue “peacefully.” I explained that I had been playing all week. I added that this was also my first week and I had not run into anyone else before. I tried to negotiate “How about I play to your songs and you keep all the money?” (after all, I think I could go without the $2.60 for one night) “Ha, . ,Ha, . ,Ha , ., Ha.” It was hardly genuine laughter and his deep tone reminded me of the old 1980’s 7up spokesman.. “I don’t think so.” He said slowly and definitively.
After a minute or two I could tell that he was tired of talking to me. I had been lightly strumming my muted strings throughout the entire conversation. I finally stopped and took off my sunglasses to show respect. “I’ll be done at 7:30,” he said. “Then the station is yours.” He turned around and hardly retreated to his original position. I felt defeated. His point made sense but I felt like I had lost something. I grabbed the next train headed deeper into Brooklyn. Lorimar was only a minute away and I set up quickly. It was now about 7:10, so I only had to buy about 15 minutes before I could return to the station. I didn’t have a watch. When I returned, I planned exit was off the front of the train and I kept a low profile. The station clock read 7:30, and he was still there beating his drum. Another train roared into the station and dumped its anxious passengers. I looked at the clock again, 7:31. I blinked my eyes, and he was gone. I didn’t even see him pack up. I felt tired. This diversion had cost me energy and practice time.
I played a few tunes before Don Gilman appeared grinning and taking my picture with his cell phone. Don’s another corporate contact and friend. It was really nice to see him. I rattled off the abbreviated version of my hand drum guy confrontation. We had a good laugh; I saw his full smile for the first time. I think he tends to find me humorous, but doesn’t encourage my humor in working situations.
I left the station early and jumped off the F Train at 2nd avenue to deliver a few tunes before heading home. At the 14th Street transfer, I listened to a couple of well versed violin players while I watched at least four or five dollars get dropped into their cases within a few minutes. It was a little discouraging. I thought the hand drum guy also did well. And after work I noticed a 10-year-old kid with and accordion earn dollar after dollar as a few women even struggled with their purses to award his efforts. In this first short week, the dollar tip has taken on a new meaning. To me, it’s more of a pat on the back, or a wink from a stranger. Usually, I notice someone dropping money into my guitar case. This morning I was surprised to learn that I had five winks more than I started with.
After a minute or two I could tell that he was tired of talking to me. I had been lightly strumming my muted strings throughout the entire conversation. I finally stopped and took off my sunglasses to show respect. “I’ll be done at 7:30,” he said. “Then the station is yours.” He turned around and hardly retreated to his original position. I felt defeated. His point made sense but I felt like I had lost something. I grabbed the next train headed deeper into Brooklyn. Lorimar was only a minute away and I set up quickly. It was now about 7:10, so I only had to buy about 15 minutes before I could return to the station. I didn’t have a watch. When I returned, I planned exit was off the front of the train and I kept a low profile. The station clock read 7:30, and he was still there beating his drum. Another train roared into the station and dumped its anxious passengers. I looked at the clock again, 7:31. I blinked my eyes, and he was gone. I didn’t even see him pack up. I felt tired. This diversion had cost me energy and practice time.
I played a few tunes before Don Gilman appeared grinning and taking my picture with his cell phone. Don’s another corporate contact and friend. It was really nice to see him. I rattled off the abbreviated version of my hand drum guy confrontation. We had a good laugh; I saw his full smile for the first time. I think he tends to find me humorous, but doesn’t encourage my humor in working situations.
I left the station early and jumped off the F Train at 2nd avenue to deliver a few tunes before heading home. At the 14th Street transfer, I listened to a couple of well versed violin players while I watched at least four or five dollars get dropped into their cases within a few minutes. It was a little discouraging. I thought the hand drum guy also did well. And after work I noticed a 10-year-old kid with and accordion earn dollar after dollar as a few women even struggled with their purses to award his efforts. In this first short week, the dollar tip has taken on a new meaning. To me, it’s more of a pat on the back, or a wink from a stranger. Usually, I notice someone dropping money into my guitar case. This morning I was surprised to learn that I had five winks more than I started with.
Day 4 (Professor Murder)
I took the night off from subway performing. My wrist is tingling. I would rather miss one night now then the all-next week. I struggled with the decision. I decided to hit a few live music clubs. It’s something I haven’t really done since I’ve lived in NYC. I started at Arlene Grocery. I slipped past the door girl while she was having a smoke. Inside was dead. The 4-piece band on stage had some bad haircuts and even worse stage presence. My stay was brief. The Living Room was the next stop right down the street. Same vibe, if not worse. These guys reminded me of the Gilbert and Lewis from Revenge of the Nerds. Some people can make this look work in their favor. I stayed for about a song and a half before making my escape. There was a mob of what I perceived as teenagers, although they were probably all in their 20’s. It reminded me of recess. The bell must have rang because they all suddenly moved inside and formed a line near a staircase leading down to a basement. I pretended to be standing in line for the bathroom hoping the cashier would get distracted, but she was on to me, so I paid the six dollar cover and gave her an extra dollar for being so observant.
I worked my way up near the front of the stage, getting as close as possible without displacing the front row Joes. The sound check was painfully loud. The singer had a whinny voice reminiscent of the Beastie Boys. He was drowning in an obviously desired vocal effect the he required even during speaking parts. It was an obnoxious and overbearing slap echo that eliminated any chance of understanding what the hell he was saying. They finally kicked in. It was GREAT. Solid bass and drums. I think they were playing to a backbeat track. There wasn’t a guitarist at all. I was close, but I still couldn’t see past the thick wall of bodies. The blend was terrible. The lead vocal was obnoxiously loud and the sharp keyboards forced people to cover their ears. But I loved them and I loved their sound! They were totally original and grooving. Between songs the singer shouted in the mic…. “CAN YOU HEAR THE VOCALS?” it was with the same whiney voice he sings with. I found a little space in the noise and replied, “YEAH, THEY ARE TOO FUCKING LOUD, MAN.” Someone behind me tapped my shoulder in support. They closed their set with a guest baritone sax player. Damn I love that instrument. I didn’t catch their name, nor do I know what club I was in. A clever internet search revealed: CAKE SHOP (the club), PROFESSOR MURDER: the act
I worked my way up near the front of the stage, getting as close as possible without displacing the front row Joes. The sound check was painfully loud. The singer had a whinny voice reminiscent of the Beastie Boys. He was drowning in an obviously desired vocal effect the he required even during speaking parts. It was an obnoxious and overbearing slap echo that eliminated any chance of understanding what the hell he was saying. They finally kicked in. It was GREAT. Solid bass and drums. I think they were playing to a backbeat track. There wasn’t a guitarist at all. I was close, but I still couldn’t see past the thick wall of bodies. The blend was terrible. The lead vocal was obnoxiously loud and the sharp keyboards forced people to cover their ears. But I loved them and I loved their sound! They were totally original and grooving. Between songs the singer shouted in the mic…. “CAN YOU HEAR THE VOCALS?” it was with the same whiney voice he sings with. I found a little space in the noise and replied, “YEAH, THEY ARE TOO FUCKING LOUD, MAN.” Someone behind me tapped my shoulder in support. They closed their set with a guest baritone sax player. Damn I love that instrument. I didn’t catch their name, nor do I know what club I was in. A clever internet search revealed: CAKE SHOP (the club), PROFESSOR MURDER: the act
Wednesday, August 02, 2006
DAY TWO - The Mellophone couldn't wait
Last night marks my second performance on the L-Train platform. Same time, Same place, different experience. The crowd seemed to diminish more quickly than before, and this stop was showing signs of the night party crowd heading into the city.
I didn’t have nearly as much energy as I did Monday night. My left wrist was stiff and my fingertips really sensitive. Towards the end of my stay, I ran into Alfonso Canto, one of the first guys in met as a PA 5 years ago. He is a painter and a sculptor and a really great person. It was good to see him and I think he felt the same.
I added an augiealexander.com sign to my nightly performance. It’s four feet wide and eight inches tall. I enlarged an augie logo mounted on a piece of show card and stuck to the guard shack perfectly and convenient behind my head. The sign redirected the attention I had been getting yesterday. This sign really adds to the promotional value of the performance.
Once getting back to my apartment in Brooklyn, I got a second wind. My wrist was still sore but I had an idea to continue without over straining my voice or agitating my CTS. I grabbed my mellophone and headed out once again, this time to my local F-Train stop, Bergen. I didn’t even make it one block before passing two women, one saying to the other, “Now there’s something you don’t see everyday…” Speaking just loud enough to get my attention. I think I may have something new for Smith Street to be famous for.
I swiped my weekly pass and made my way onto the Brooklyn bound platform. I noticed two police officers on the other side and they made me a bit nervous, so I began walking towards the opposing entrance. My horn chops have greatly deteriorated over the years, I have just enough stamina left to get out a little recording here and there. I started warming up with whole notes. The horn sounded great (to me). Not at all musical, a perfectly unusual but suiting sound for this subway stop in particular. Ironically, I think the lowest open valve note on this horn is an “F”. One after another, I filled my lungs and pushed out a super whole note occasionally dropping it one half step, and then another. I recall my high school teacher Mr. Mcquilcan telling me about whole notes practice and how it was a great exercise.
As the trains pulled in and out of the station, I shaped my whole note to blend with their sounds. Each train can sound a bit different. Occasionally I worked up a bit of confidence and would play a little lick. The reverb is brilliant, as I studied it, It began sounding sorta like a human voice, I begin playing staccato when I noticed that the echo was peculiarly inconsistent …… it was a human voice. Someone at the other end of the station, on the opposing platform was mocking me. The two NYPD officers were not in site. I began slow strolling towards the voice, as I blew each note, it inspired another outburst, followed by giggling by a couple of girls on my side of the station. I finally settled in directly across from this guy. My lips were tired, so I just postured and stared at him from behind my sunglasses and bright yellow “29 mules” ball cap. “YOU SUCK,” he shouts. It was almost a sorts friendly, kidding tone. but insulting nonetheless. It didn’t bother me. Number one, I am way out of practice and that’s why I am here; So I probably do “suck” . . . or “blow” would be more appropriate. Number two, this guy doesn’t have a hobby to speak of, much less a talent, so who is he to judge. “YOU SUCK,” he says again. I kept bringing my horn to my mouth as if I was going to play another note, and he would cringe and grab his ears…. “NOOOOOO” he says, “YOU SUCK SO BAD” He and I both shared an inflated sense of confidence due to the fact that there were two sets of train tracks separating us.
Eventually, I felt rested and I blew more whole notes directly at my new heckler friend. I spared him a bit only giving 35% of sound capacity. He continued to expand his vocabulary and used some other colorful words. Out of nowhere, I startled myself when I blurted out with in my loudest most powerful voice… “It’s the soundtrack of Warz ofs those worlds, yo” Somehow I had quickly developed a Chinese/Mexican accent hybrid with a touch of Ali G slang. “What?” he responds? I knew he wouldn’t understand me, I tried to slur my words just enough to make him listen closer. The girls stopped giggling, I think they may have though I was retarded and didn’t know how to react. “Waz ofs those Worlds… The moviez, yo!, Tommy Cruz ‘n’ shit, You See it?” When I first started playing the station, my tone did remind me of the of the alien tripod machine sound in War Of The Worlds. I had seen a bit of the movie the night before. So I blurted again. “I play whole tone, like alien in Waz of those Worldz , , yo. “ At that moment a train flew into the station and broke our senseless chatter.
A while later, the two NYPD officers appeared again. I got the sense that my whole tones were as entertaining as they were annoying. While I was resting my mouth, one officer made contact…”Excuse me, Sir,” he says to me, “What kind of Trumpet is that?” He and the other office must have been struggling with this for a while, I noticed a few minutes prior that he was playing air trombone. “It’s a Mellophone,” I replied with pride and confidence. I paused, “also known as a Marching French Horn”
I’ve had enough for one night.
OH Yeah….., almost forgot again, This Williamsburg stop awarded me $2.59 this evening. Only one penny less than before. I’m on a roll.
I didn’t have nearly as much energy as I did Monday night. My left wrist was stiff and my fingertips really sensitive. Towards the end of my stay, I ran into Alfonso Canto, one of the first guys in met as a PA 5 years ago. He is a painter and a sculptor and a really great person. It was good to see him and I think he felt the same.
I added an augiealexander.com sign to my nightly performance. It’s four feet wide and eight inches tall. I enlarged an augie logo mounted on a piece of show card and stuck to the guard shack perfectly and convenient behind my head. The sign redirected the attention I had been getting yesterday. This sign really adds to the promotional value of the performance.
Once getting back to my apartment in Brooklyn, I got a second wind. My wrist was still sore but I had an idea to continue without over straining my voice or agitating my CTS. I grabbed my mellophone and headed out once again, this time to my local F-Train stop, Bergen. I didn’t even make it one block before passing two women, one saying to the other, “Now there’s something you don’t see everyday…” Speaking just loud enough to get my attention. I think I may have something new for Smith Street to be famous for.
I swiped my weekly pass and made my way onto the Brooklyn bound platform. I noticed two police officers on the other side and they made me a bit nervous, so I began walking towards the opposing entrance. My horn chops have greatly deteriorated over the years, I have just enough stamina left to get out a little recording here and there. I started warming up with whole notes. The horn sounded great (to me). Not at all musical, a perfectly unusual but suiting sound for this subway stop in particular. Ironically, I think the lowest open valve note on this horn is an “F”. One after another, I filled my lungs and pushed out a super whole note occasionally dropping it one half step, and then another. I recall my high school teacher Mr. Mcquilcan telling me about whole notes practice and how it was a great exercise.
As the trains pulled in and out of the station, I shaped my whole note to blend with their sounds. Each train can sound a bit different. Occasionally I worked up a bit of confidence and would play a little lick. The reverb is brilliant, as I studied it, It began sounding sorta like a human voice, I begin playing staccato when I noticed that the echo was peculiarly inconsistent …… it was a human voice. Someone at the other end of the station, on the opposing platform was mocking me. The two NYPD officers were not in site. I began slow strolling towards the voice, as I blew each note, it inspired another outburst, followed by giggling by a couple of girls on my side of the station. I finally settled in directly across from this guy. My lips were tired, so I just postured and stared at him from behind my sunglasses and bright yellow “29 mules” ball cap. “YOU SUCK,” he shouts. It was almost a sorts friendly, kidding tone. but insulting nonetheless. It didn’t bother me. Number one, I am way out of practice and that’s why I am here; So I probably do “suck” . . . or “blow” would be more appropriate. Number two, this guy doesn’t have a hobby to speak of, much less a talent, so who is he to judge. “YOU SUCK,” he says again. I kept bringing my horn to my mouth as if I was going to play another note, and he would cringe and grab his ears…. “NOOOOOO” he says, “YOU SUCK SO BAD” He and I both shared an inflated sense of confidence due to the fact that there were two sets of train tracks separating us.
Eventually, I felt rested and I blew more whole notes directly at my new heckler friend. I spared him a bit only giving 35% of sound capacity. He continued to expand his vocabulary and used some other colorful words. Out of nowhere, I startled myself when I blurted out with in my loudest most powerful voice… “It’s the soundtrack of Warz ofs those worlds, yo” Somehow I had quickly developed a Chinese/Mexican accent hybrid with a touch of Ali G slang. “What?” he responds? I knew he wouldn’t understand me, I tried to slur my words just enough to make him listen closer. The girls stopped giggling, I think they may have though I was retarded and didn’t know how to react. “Waz ofs those Worlds… The moviez, yo!, Tommy Cruz ‘n’ shit, You See it?” When I first started playing the station, my tone did remind me of the of the alien tripod machine sound in War Of The Worlds. I had seen a bit of the movie the night before. So I blurted again. “I play whole tone, like alien in Waz of those Worldz , , yo. “ At that moment a train flew into the station and broke our senseless chatter.
A while later, the two NYPD officers appeared again. I got the sense that my whole tones were as entertaining as they were annoying. While I was resting my mouth, one officer made contact…”Excuse me, Sir,” he says to me, “What kind of Trumpet is that?” He and the other office must have been struggling with this for a while, I noticed a few minutes prior that he was playing air trombone. “It’s a Mellophone,” I replied with pride and confidence. I paused, “also known as a Marching French Horn”
I’ve had enough for one night.
OH Yeah….., almost forgot again, This Williamsburg stop awarded me $2.59 this evening. Only one penny less than before. I’m on a roll.
Tuesday, August 01, 2006
L-Train Platform Performance (the first one)
I played my first subway platform last night. I’ve been in NYC for almost 5 years now, and it’s been something that I’ve always wanted to do. I planted myself at the Bedford L-train stop right in front of the guard booth next to one of only two exits. The booth has a chair and security monitors and it is a fork in the road for the mob of people as they make their way out of the hot muggy station. I strapped my 6 string on and stood with in front of the booth. There’s not quite enough room for me to face the crowd as they anxiously follow each other towards the exit, so I have to rotate my acoustic to my right hip during big train dumps. It’s almost as if the sharp end of my capo is splitting the horde in two as they flood towards me. When train moves in and out of the station it completely drowns out the sound of my guitar. It’s almost as if someone is pressing my mute button. I strum and strum watching the working classes from behind my shaded glasses. Almost everyone look at my face for a single perfectly rounded second before looking away. One after another, as if they planned it. Even if someone was interested in what I was doing, they couldn’t stop without getting trampled by human traffic. I am almost an unnecessary obstacle, but due to the guard shack, they tolerate additional navigation.
I am certainly not the first to perform here. I scouted this location the week prior and listened to a guy blowing on a saxophone. He had more luck getting a tone over the sound of the train. I thought Monday at 8pm would be a great for a novice platform performer because the city workers would have already finished their commute and the station would be relatively quiet. I was wrong. I played until 10:10p and only then did the flow begin to taper. I was also concerned of the officer occupying the guard shack. The NYPD guy present during the sax solo was tolerant. I left my apartment at 7pm and I prepared an Absolute greyhound in a 12 oz Tropicana grapefruit juice bottle. I thought it would help. Yesterday kicked off out 2nd heat wave this season, so I brought a bottle of water as well. Today is supposed to get in the 100’s. Another reason to go later in the evening. Fortunately, last night the NYPD only popped in and out of their little shack twice for about 3 minutes each. Tonight I will see if I can attach an augiealexander.com logo to the top of the guard shack ( above my head ). I may go earlier and try to show the working class Williamsburg folks that I’ve taken over their station. They may not be able to hear my guitar, but with my web site posted, they will certainly know why I am there.
Oh Yeah, I almost forgot. My voice feels great! What a great exercise. And I also think I made $2.60, but I can’t be certain because I don’t know what I started with.
I am certainly not the first to perform here. I scouted this location the week prior and listened to a guy blowing on a saxophone. He had more luck getting a tone over the sound of the train. I thought Monday at 8pm would be a great for a novice platform performer because the city workers would have already finished their commute and the station would be relatively quiet. I was wrong. I played until 10:10p and only then did the flow begin to taper. I was also concerned of the officer occupying the guard shack. The NYPD guy present during the sax solo was tolerant. I left my apartment at 7pm and I prepared an Absolute greyhound in a 12 oz Tropicana grapefruit juice bottle. I thought it would help. Yesterday kicked off out 2nd heat wave this season, so I brought a bottle of water as well. Today is supposed to get in the 100’s. Another reason to go later in the evening. Fortunately, last night the NYPD only popped in and out of their little shack twice for about 3 minutes each. Tonight I will see if I can attach an augiealexander.com logo to the top of the guard shack ( above my head ). I may go earlier and try to show the working class Williamsburg folks that I’ve taken over their station. They may not be able to hear my guitar, but with my web site posted, they will certainly know why I am there.
Oh Yeah, I almost forgot. My voice feels great! What a great exercise. And I also think I made $2.60, but I can’t be certain because I don’t know what I started with.
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